Stripper Jokes - One-Liners


Here's a few one-liners that will certainly make chuckle under your breath (hopefully not at work!)

Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?

A: Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!

Q: What do you call a male strip club?

A: A cockpit.

Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?

A: Broke!

Q: What's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a stripper?

A: About 1 week.

Q: What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and aspirin?

A: Aspirin works.

Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?

A: She drops him off at band practice.

Q: What's the difference between a magician and a stripper?

A: One has a cunning stunt...

Q: What do you call a stripper with her hand down her panties?

A: Self Employed!

Q: How is a stripper like peanut-butter?

A: They spread for the bread.

Q: Why did the stripper wear panties?

A: To keep her ankles warm.

Q: Why did the stripper stare at the orange juice can?

A: Because it said "concentrate."

Q: What do you call two nuns and a stripper?

A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.

Q: What do you call a pig that likes to take off her clothes?

A: Bacon strips.

Q: Did you hear about the stripper who tried to blow up her husband's car?

A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a strippers panties?

A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: What's the difference between a stripper and a solar powered calculator?

A: The stripper works in the dark!

Q: What does a stripper put behind her ears to make her more attractive?

A: Her ankles.


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