Here's a few one-liners that will certainly make chuckle under your breath (hopefully not at work!)
Q: Why did the man keep throwing Monopoly Money at the stripper?
A: Because she kept putting fake tits in his face!
Q: What do you call a male strip club?
A: A cockpit.
Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper?
A: Broke!
Q: What's the difference between a cocktail waitress and a stripper?
A: About 1 week.
Q: What's the difference between a stripper's boyfriend and aspirin?
A: Aspirin works.
Q: What does a stripper do with her asshole before work?
A: She drops him off at band practice.
Q: What's the difference between a magician and a stripper?
A: One has a cunning stunt...
Q: What do you call a stripper with her hand down her panties?
A: Self Employed!
Q: How is a stripper like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread.
Q: Why did the stripper wear panties?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
Q: Why did the stripper stare at the orange juice can?
A: Because it said "concentrate."
Q: What do you call two nuns and a stripper?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Q: What do you call a pig that likes to take off her clothes?
A: Bacon strips.
Q: Did you hear about the stripper who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Q: What's the quickest way to get into a strippers panties?
A: Pick them up off the floor.
Q: What's the difference between a stripper and a solar powered calculator?
A: The stripper works in the dark!
Q: What does a stripper put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
